Former members of The Chassis.  We will remember several of them.


Greg - The Beatmaster G can never be reproduced, only imitated. In his absence the BPM has dropped 10 points, but so have electrocution injuries that have required medical attention.


Phil - Went "down south" and immediately got a lady pregnant. What we thought was a career move was evidently a euphemism.


Larry - Went to Canada to find Rich and himself. Soon to be appearing in One Man Acoustic tribute Barely Chassis.

Cueball - Master of the Bison, Perfector of the Four-String Shuffle, ideas man, and all round good egg (not just 'cos he looks like one).

Rockin' Rich - Far too talented to remain. Last seen in Canadia wrestling blokes called Jacques to ensure they don't let immigrants like him in.