Give us your details so we can
contact you day or night!
We will, in return, give you a fine*
Chassis tune and we won't ever
give your email away to PPI claims.
All we will do is send you gig notifications.
Sounds reasonable eh?
Free tune and two notifications a year**?
Just so we can pretend we have fans.
* in our opinion.
**hopefully more but past results are no guarantee of future performance.