The band needed a new idiot to hit a plank of wood vaguely in time to the music.
That idiot turned out to be me.
I live in a cupboard, in the dark. With an owl.
In order to produce NOISE I use a Fender Precision with a Babicz bridge and EMG Geezer Butler pick ups through a Laney Nexus amp. I also use DR Black Beauty strings, because they are ace.
The noise pleases me.